Tim: So, um… Does this mean I have to review the movie when it comes out?
Deadpool: Does Timelord007 hate ‘The Last Jedi’? (whispers) Tim, don’t start him off on a rant. We’ll be here till ‘Deadpool 4’. (normal voice) Of course you must review my amazing movie! Three times the charm!
Tim: Oh no! Deadpool, you’re back!
Deadpool: Sexy motherflipper!
Tim: Where have you been? You’ve been absent from my blog for some time. And don’t say it’s because you went out hunting for Francis. That joke is getting old.
Deadpool: Francis is so ‘Rebel Moon’. I’m hunting Wolverine. I’m his new obsessive stalker.
Tim: (sighs) So, I suppose you’ll be joining me when I review your third ‘Deadpool’ movie.
Deadpool: Does Timelord hate the singing in ‘Doctor Who and the Pirates’? Of course I will.
Tim: Okay. I suppose it won’t hurt much to review another film with the merc with the mouth when it comes out in July this year.
Deadpool: Not just me, but me and Wolverine.
Timelord007: Disney finally woke up and smelled the coffee. Usually, Disney does wokeness very well. 😂 They let Deadpool continue to be the foul-mouthed R-rated merc with a mouth instead of another dull, formulated PG-13 rated Marvel movie.
Deadpool: I’m the Marvel Jesus.
Tim: (sighs) And I guess you’ll be joining us in our upcoming review of Deadpool’s upcoming movie too, Timelord.
Timelord007: Do I idolise the Fourth Doctor in ‘Doctor Who’? Of course I’ll join the review.
Deadpool: Timelord, your reviews on Letterboxd are so awesome! I’m humbled you’re co-reviewing my movie! Major blog plug! 😂
Tim: Terrific. Also, Happy Birthday, Timelord!
Deadpool: Yeah, Happy Birthday, you sexy beast!
Timelord007: Thanks, you two. Really appreciate it.
…COMING SOON…
THE DEADPOOL, THE BRADLEY AND THE TIMELORD
Wolverine: And I’m joining you too, bubs!
Tim + Timelord007: (in unison) WHAT?!!!!!!
Deadpool: Err… I wanted the other Aussie – Chris Hemsworth! Instead, we’ve ended up with this Hugh Jackman tool!
…AND THE WOLVERINE!!!!
Stay tuned! 🙂
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